Question: Is this job right for me?

Hi, I recently moved from China to Cairns, Australia. I applied for a bunch of jobs but only got a call back from one. I wasn't really into farming at first but I thought I should give it a try. On my first day my boss asked me if I could milk a cow by hand, I thought it wouldn't be that hard so I said 'sure'. I actually had never seen a cow before as I grew up in the city. When I found the cows up in the field I looked for the closest one, not knowing it was a male. I grabbed what I though to be udders and started milking. The animal attacked me and ran away, I only got a little amount of milk on my hand. I told my boss and he explained what was wrong. The next day I went back out, but thought I might try it again, Once again, It attacked me. I did this everyday and just got the milk from the neighbours outdoor fridge and filled the buckets for my boss. After about a week, the male cow stopped attacking me. I have now been working here for 3 months and still milk the male. I find it amusing to lick my hands afterwards but I not sure if it's a very rewarding job for me even if I do enjoy it, also, Is it normal for you Australians?

Answer:

There are no male cows. If your serious and I hope youre joking because I don't believe anyone could approach your level of stupidity. Thank god you don't know an udder from a penis because that virtually guarantees you won't procreate. And the gene pool don't need another you. Suicides an option but I'm not sure how you'd be able to clean up afterwards and it would be wrong ( if you know what wrong is) to expect someone else to clean up a mess that big.